“No Body’s Dead, Yet.”
Artifacts.
The collection of “Artifacts” from the contestants keeps growing. We have a collection of documents, personal items and records that is routinely updated. Medications, travel documents, polaroid photos, are all collected and stored. AVN is conscious that many of the contestants (and Eva herself) have aspects of their life that they would prefer to keep private. Physical and digital paper trails like these are useful to the network to advance storylines and/or keep the participants in check.
Here we also track the connection the contestants have with Maystar-JoyCo through the services and products they rely on. Because MayStar-Joyco expands not only into news and entertainment media, but also into pharmaceuticals, supermarket chains, beverages and wellness, many of the women are already deeply entangled in the company’s infrastructure.
Sharon got in some trouble a couple years ago. Her book club organized a “Stop The Steal” road trip, and what was supposed to be a girl’s trip turned into a full blown insurrection. She had a great time though. During her time under house arrest she got involved with the local PSA and was shocked to learn about the “Woke” programs that had become standard in her school district. After a few Photoshop tutorials and the help of Cindy from the book club (Cindy always has all the local gossip,) she has been putting up flyers all over town. CAN YOU BELIEVE THERE ARE MEXICAN DRUG CARTEL MEMBERS WORKING AT HOME REPO? She knows that her neighbor’s babysitter is a drug mule. There is a man dressed as a woman in charge of bible study and the children are learning how to “TWERK” AT SCHOOL. As long as she has this ankle monitor, she is not going to stand for this.
Splenda has been bust. As veteran of reality television she is keeping notes. She was a semi finalist on Seducing a Mormon, but was disqualified because of a very tiny incident (did you know that Mormons can’t drink OR go in hot tubs?) After her stint on “Rose Rehab” she swears that this is her last go at pursuing a career in unscripted television. It was BAD. She lost a TOE, (also hot tub related.) But she is here, she has taken notes. She knows what she is doing. She was a finalist in the “Miss Daddy Issues” child pageant (pictured here.) She has dirt on all the fella Lust Canal contestants and like they always say, she “Isn’t here to make friends.” Inspired by Jacob Elordi in Frankenstein, she also has created her own perfect man, combining the best physical attributes from images from Glab Magazine. Her venture into creative fiction has inspired her to read more fiction, and she is finally getting into the second “Fifty Shades of Gray” novel, where she keeps all of her notes.
