“No Body’s Dead, Yet.”

Drink Up.

At Maystar-JoyCo we don’t sell products. We sell purpose and identity. We see you online, we see you in the comments and we hear you. You want to be seen as more than just a woman. Your heritage, your political beliefs, your struggles and your ambitions combine to make you unique. Who you are and what you stand for is reflected in your style, your taste, the media you consume and what you drink. 

As a woman myself, I get it. These are difficult times, and sometimes actions speak louder than words. Let’s face it, women talk and the world ignores us, but what we wear, what we smoke, what we drink projects our authenticity out into the world I a more subversive manner. That is why we have been working hard to find new ways and new opportunities to express yourself through our products. All of those posts you made online about your struggles with ADHD and dyslexia? No one cares! People will scroll right past your five minute videos attempting to illustrate how having an emotionally absent father contributes to your lack of self esteem. BUT, when you post a pic of a girls night out and a bottle of Hot Mess rose, everyone sees you, the real you. Do you want to stick it to the libs without the risk of being blocked by your lesbian niece? Just open a bottle of #MAGAWHITE a crisp Sauvignon Blanc that takes the edge off of keeping up with all those pronouns. Show the guys that you are “Not Like Other Girls” with Ollie, a dry Prosecco that signals your unique ability to hang with the dudes and not get all emotional. 

Trust me, we have something for every woman here and we can’t wait to introduce you to our new line of fine wines via the launch of Lust Canal, AVN’s new reality TV and product placement venture. Follow the QR code on your next bottle to get a sneak peek at next weeks episode, as well as behind the scenes, uncut footage of the contestants during off hours.

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